Meet The Team

JORDAN
Director of This Magic Show

With the burning passion of a thousand stars, this man embraced tires from birth. His first words were tires and discount.

Quite often seen working late nights to ensure everything in the store is up to snuff. Occasionally seen taking power naps on a pile of tires as the smell lulls him peacefully to sleep.

He moonlights in the evening fighting low tire pressure crime and inspecting tread for uneven wear to inform potential customers.

In his free time Jordan likes to spend time with his wife and daughters enjoying marital bliss as well as the joy and frustration that comes along with having young children.

TRAVIS
Chief Operating Officer

His competitive nature is what drives this man. Not only did he have to be the quickest birth ever, being delivered in just under 3 seconds of labor, he had to be the first for the day. Travis was born at exactly 12:00:00AM on the 25th day of February.

Being a diehard mascot for NBT is tough business, high output requires high input. Travis requires a staggering 18,000 calorie intake a day to keep his energy up.

Whether managing the store or catching butterflies, Travis puts his best foot forward. Rest assured when you come on in he will take great care of you, or wander off to catch a butterfly, 50/50.

MAYSIN
Inside Sales Representative

Born from the fiery inferno of a lost USB drive full of cryptocurrency, this young stallion was poised to take the world by storm. Much of his youth was spent time travelling in the 1930’s to early Soviet Russia where he implemented the internet. We are still awaiting the time ripple to see the results of this interaction.

In his teenage years, Maysin would spend many summers catching fish with his toes while playing on his gameboy. Having never attended school, he learnt the majority of his knowledge doing backup vocals for NSYNC.

With his extensive knowledge of fish toe catching, time travel and pretty boy backup vocals joining Nothing But Tires was a natural progression.

Looking forward to seeing what this crypto carrying bitcoin junkie will do next!

RYAN
Inside Sales Representative

Many believe this man was born in 1995 however this is not the case. Ryan was carefully constructed by a group of drunken Irishmen in 1642. Their goal, to construct the the ultimate death machine. They failed.

What came of their creation was a self-learning, self-replicating, self-obsessed cybernetic dance bot. Having completed thousands of dance competitions with 100% efficiency Ryan knew it was time to leave that behind him and take on new challenges.

Without going into too much detail this ultimately led Ryan down a path of self destruction. The NBT team heard of his struggles and ventured all the way to Timbuktu to see what they could do to help. What they found were parts of Ryan laying around a dumpster. With a bit of glue, some carefully placed duct tape and a few Macgyver techniques he was made whole again.

Now Ryan lives the peaceful life in Canada with us. Reprogrammed to soak up all the tire knowledge and customer service skills he can acquire . Come on down to have your picture taken with this century old cybernetic man.

ANDREW
Inside Sales Representative

AKA Captain Bad Jokes!

Since a young tadpole our young Andrew knew he was horrible at jokes. His philosophy was “If your going to do something bad you better do it right.” So off he went to learn as much about bad joke telling as possible. Knowing he wouldn’t learn enough in one lifetime he devised a memory implant and perfected time travel. If there was a world record for the act of lifetime learning, memory implanting, and multiple time travelling he would have it. This man has spent over 9444 years honing his craft and travelling back in time to implant it back into himself.

As you can imagine after so many implants of bad jokes his brain is quite fried.

In his down time Andrew likes to make macaroni art and run in fields of green grass. He also likes to make grass art and run in fields of green macaroni. He’s an odd character for sure!

This oddness made Andrew a perfect fit for NBT. He did admit to trying to submit a resume to us through his grinder account however when we explained that this wasn’t possible he understood eventually.

Please feel free to stop on in and welcome this oddity and hear one of his “amazing” jokes!

RAY
Inventory Guru

Effort! Not excuses!

Who would have thought being grown inside a test tube of a deep underground government military lab could produce this near Captain America individual.

Armed with a rim for a shield Ray targets tire issues with pinpoint accuracy. During that time he may even tell a long story about the past if you’re lucky.

Ray is definitely a majestic creature that is hard to spot in store. If you look hard enough you may spot him with his head inside a tire or down the end of a rack.

We have accepted that we only have Ray during the day because Ray moonlights elsewhere.

There are certain Liam Neeson type skills he acquired in that lab that faithful day. He has personally saved over 1500 individuals from kidnapping over his lifetime, without a single camera following him. This is probably a good thing because Ray has been KIA over 18,000 times during these encounters. Yes, that’s right, he has the power of resurrection! Take that Liam!

You’d think this would all be enough for Ray however enough is never enough. Ray still takes time out to enjoy the simple pleasures. He enjoys hours of beard combing fun as well as sitting on a bench and feeding the birds.

Come and see if you can spot him in store and hope you don’t need him when he’s not on NBT time.

JAKE
Inside Sales Representative / Hybrid Inventory Specialist

Theres no secrets here, Jake was not our first pick. But there was something about this cool cat that made us consider hiring two people when we only really needed one. Yes he is qualified, yes he’s a stud, and it may have even been the unnecessarily long creepy handshake that showed us he was the perfect fit for our group of weird individuals.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

Jake like many of our staff has been through a lot.

He has personally seen and lived in over 50 alternate reality/parallel universes, even the one where everyone is filled with helium and has hotdogs for fingers. Thats half the reason he joined up with us as in every reality NBT had the same quality product, prices and exceptional customer service, even in the helium/hotdog universe. YAH US!

This universe hopping has afforded Jake the ability to never age. Trust us, just keep checking his profile photo for the next 50 years, he WONT age.

Jake enjoys many things outside being at work. He stills plays lawn darts (yes he likes to live dangerously) and of course LOVES hotdogs. (That really was his favourite reality)

Jake will also giggle profusely at certain words. Make sure to say these words in between a sale with him
-Bumfuzzle
-Lollygag
-Kumquat
-Canoodle
-Mollycoddle AND Collywobbles

Stop on in to make Jake giggle! Also ask him more about the alternate realities, he loves to chat about them.

OUR GUARANTEE

At Nothing But Tires, we are in the business of saving you money while providing you with the best service possible. We take pride in our work and show appreciation to our customers.

  • Discount tires at discount prices

  • Quality new and used tires

  • Outstanding customer service guaranteed

  • Knowledgeable staff to answer your tire questions

  • High response rate

780.454.1300

CONTACT NOTHING BUT TIRES

Let us know if you have any questions related to tires, our business, or if you just wanted to say hello!

CALL US!

780.454.1300

ADDRESS

14545 118 Avenue NW
Edmonton, AB T5L 2M7

HOURS

MON – FRI: 10AM – 6PM
SAT: 9AM – 5PM
CLOSED SUN

CALL US!

780.454.1300

ADDRESS

14545 118 Avenue NW
Edmonton, AB T5L 2M7

HOURS

MON – FRI: 10AM – 6PM
SAT: 9AM – 5PM
CLOSED SUN