Michaela has coined the phrase “Out of this world”. Mainly because she literally is out of this world. She is actually a 6000 foot tall fire squid hiding inside that body!

When Michaela was a young squid she yearned for more than consuming universes and laughing about it with her friends. So she ventured to earth where she knew there was more opportunity. However she also knew she would have to take a human form to fit in with us earthlings. She went through a lot of bodies before she found the right fit. Side note – She actually tried Jakes body as well.

When Michaela walked into the store she was very forthcoming about her background and for this reason we decided she was a great fit with us! Openness, honestly, integrity is exactly what you expect to get from Michaela.

She does have a strange addiction to munchies of any kind & you’ll often see her snacking around the store. She said the candy reminds her of what a universe used to taste like.

Stop on in to see our little squiddy Michaela, bring candy to really win her over 😛

Our resident android. But these things don’t just happen.

Forged from the iron of a distant asteroid from a distant race Braydyn is proof that someone higher is looking out for NBT. Apparently they knew of us from lightyears away and wanted to gift us with a special present.

As we all know, being superior at some things doesn’t make you superior at everything. That being said, this superior race didn’t have a firm grasp on human beings and how we are put together or operate.

Instead of giving him a love for sweet or salty food he was given a love of all things bread. Braydyn can often be seen either eating or giving away many bread products. We think this might actually be the only thing he eats.

Odd part is that he doesn’t so much eat it as he literally inhales it into his gullet. Another “enhancement” by the superior race I suppose.

Braydyn is indeed uniquely programmed as the following list proves :
He twiddles his fingers to enact his mind control
He waves his hands to control the weather
He thrusts his hair around to oddly create Kit Kat Bars…..iunno about this one.
He is one shoe click away from Kansas basically.

Come on down to check out this imperfectly perfect little bot of ours. Ask for a Kit Kat but make sure he’s thrusting and not waving or twiddling. Thrusting his HAIR…get your mind out of the gutter! 😛

Monty came to us, your regular Clark Kent type and amazed us with what he brought to the table. But we knew that Clark Kent type had to have more inside of him just yearning to be let loose.

So off we went into the Magic School Bus to explore the inner workings of our little Monty. We stand by our statement that we took an appropriate entrance inside.

What we found is exactly what we are showing you in his profile picture. Zany, crazy, colorful and kooky. (We had to keep the grey profile theme. That’s our doing)

We dare not share all the other inner workings of him however upon leaving it seems it left a larger hole (still stand by our statement) that made everything spill out.

Monty is now…how to put it… same same but different. At first it was the little things we noticed like coughing nerds candies. The levitating on colorful wind currents was a dead giveaway. We did politely ask him to stop magically converting every tire’s color to magical swirls of tie-dye rainbow goodness.

We really like the Monty that spilled out despite some of the strangeness it brought. He always liked the outdoors but now he really focuses on the animals. We KNOW we saw him talking to a deer the other day. We asked Tom (The deer) and he spilled the beans.

Other than all of that he’s the same regular great Monty he always has been. Spending his spare time working on calculations to save the world from a zombie apocalypse and rubbing his feet on carpets to zap strangers and give them super powers. He’s a giver 🙂

If you see Monty around the racks of tires stop him and give him a realllly tight hug. Guaranteed nerds candies!

It’s not always easy to find the right people despite there being so many amazing people in Alberta. Chris was a ringer that we headhunted to bring aboard….literally. We were at a boxing match and when the bell rang we grabbed him by the head and dragged him into the fold of NBT.

There was a glimmer…a shine..Chris was positively radiating with light. It wasn’t until we grabbed him that we realized it was just the spotlight he was sitting beside. EH! It’s alright. Chris loved our passion for finding the right person so much that he took off the next day to find his powers to match our team.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

We just never knew how far he would go to achieve this greatness. We are forever grateful for it.

Remember Wonka Television? Well Chris used it to transport himself into hundreds of tv shows, movies and video games. This experience sharpened his skills for conversation and also made him a pro at first person shooters.

From there he took off to some lab (he still won’t tell us where) to infuse himself with some magic. I think he took too much but to each their own. Flying, super speed, eye lasers…he got the gold platinum package. Most of these things don’t even apply to the job requirements but at least we know we are protected if there is ever a need or a world needing saving.

When not wowing us at NBT Chris does enjoy his evenings and personal time. From parking lot parkour (whatever the heck that is) to creating abject art out of french fries and mayo he keeps busy.

Stop on in to meet the amazing Chris “Young Guns” Maverick. I’m sure he can share a few photos of his “art” while parkouring around to grab you some tires.